Moosii

plural of moose, more than one moose, alternative to mooses

What happened to you?? Were you sexually assaulted by a group of moosii?

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aqua fuck

A typical scene in a porn movie where two or more have sex in any form of water.

"Hey Jim, did they already have the aqua fuck yet?"

"Sorry Tom, you missed it. In fact, they already had the final fuck."

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poke 'n choke

When a man anally penetrates a man or woman in the doggystyle position, whilst they orally please another male partner.

We totally poked 'n choked Stephanie hardcore last night! (high five ensues)

I love doing the good old poke 'n choke with John Green's mom and dad.

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spunk sock

An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.

Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.

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Estolad

A realm in Beleriand, inhabited by edain (humans friendly to elves), mainly as a stopping-off point before moving on to places like Nargothrond and Mithrim. It is to the north of Doriath, just outside the Girdle of Melian, and is sparsely populated.

It's a place in Tolkien's Silmarillion.

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wet

a slang for PCP.

Where can I find some wet?

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parking lot

n. The parking lot is the space between a woman's vagina and anus where the man's scrotum can "park"

Andy's scrotum made loud a slapping noise as it smacked against Sara's parking lot.

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