guursh

popular orc ale, so called because of the noise you make after drinking it.

taken from the Fighting Fantasy gamebook world.

I drank some guursh and then said guursh very loudly.

The orc had drunk so much guursh that when it tried to cleave my skull it ended up hewing off its own leg. (hee hee)

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nubblesaurus

someone so nub they need to be described as a nub dinosaur because they are such a huge fucking nub

nubblesaurus:omg that was so bs u fuking haker
me:stfu you nubblesaurus, you're just jealous of my mad skills, kthxstfu

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road rules

Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.

"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"

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Gwindor

A noble Elf from Nargothrond, Gwindor became Turin's companion following the tragic slaying of Beleg. He guided Beleg to Ivrin and healed his soul before taking him to Nargothrond. Gwindor was slain in combat when the forces of Nargothrond clashed with those of Morgoth.

A character in Tolkien's 'The Silmarillion'.

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salty

Out of luck; High and dry

By the time he got the handle it was empty. "Shit man" he said, "I'm salty."

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ming

Justin on the yr 12 trip "05"

Justin you stupid ming, hurry up and get on the boat you ming!

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deadie

An offensive term for a hologram, i.e. someone who is dead (but maintained physically as a holographic projection based on computer records of memories etc.). Used on the TV show Red Dwarf.

"You livies hate us deadies" (Arnold Rimmer).

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