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milf

Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".

See that hot mom? She's a milf!

by AnDY November 26, 2004

505πŸ‘ 182πŸ‘Ž


Help Desk

A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.

Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.

by AnDY September 2, 2004

66πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Conenab

In the Spectrum game "Down to Earth", the Conenabs are cute little cyclops plant things which grow in clusters, multiply like randy maths teachers and explode when they get too numerous. Quite handy because the nasty aliens you're trying to kill sometimes hit them and blow up.

Oh bloody hell, there's another alien after me and I've only got two frigging lives left, there's some conenabs over there, I'm going to head for those. Oh shit, they've blown up and killed me.

by AnDY April 18, 2004


Jerkface Jedge

utterly useless lecturer at Derby and Nottingham University who won't teach anyone anything and just expects you to know it

aka Francis Jedge, Francis Jedige, Francis Jegede (he can't spell his own name)

Jerkface Jedge is a total wanker

by AnDY April 18, 2004

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Coffee

The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due.

Man in a diner: "I'll have some coffee"

by AnDY May 7, 2003

91πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


flaming

(UK slang) a swear-word added as an adjective to emphasise something, similar to bloody. Seems to be a reference to Hell.

The interjection "flaming Hell" is popular as a way of expressing shock, anger etc.

I can't get this flaming computer to work.

Oh, we've just lost 3-0. Flaming hell! I thought things would get better this season.

by AnDY June 27, 2004

36πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Teleri

The "sea-elves", in the work of Tolkien. One of the three clans of elves who crossed the sea (under the leadership of Olwe), although the elves led by Cirdan, who remained in a region of Beleriand known as the Falas, are also counted among the Teleri. (The Sindar, who are of the same clan, appear to be considered separate because they did not reach the sea).

Closest to Ulmo among the Valar, the Teleri dwell in coastal towns whether in Valinor or Middle-Earth. They play a minor role in the Silmarillion; their main dwelling-places in Beleriand were the cities of Vinyamar and Eglarest in the Falas. In Lord of the Rings, the elves dwelling in Lindon and the Grey Havens, including the still-resident Cirdan, are Teleri.

The Teleri are great ship-builders, although their greatest ships were stolen by Feanor and the Noldor in the Kinslaying. These ships were later burnt by Feanor at Loscar, in a gesture of hostility towards Fingolfin, whom he had left in the lands near Valinor.

by AnDY April 26, 2004

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž