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Camila Mendez

Thee most beutiful girl to ever live. She is perfect in every possible way. I love her to death and wish we could be together forever. Love you so much baby

Camila is the greatest thing to ever happen to me

by AnDrEw January 14, 2005

109πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Jeet Preet

Immigrant customers who enter electronic stores and want to barter or get a 'jeet preet double deap deal' on their purchase.

In many circumstances, Jeet Preet's will suprisingly purchase a product. Unfortunately for commission salesman on the 14th day of a retailers return policy they will ask for a complete refund!

Trev Jeet is a Golden Preet!

or

I want a Jeet Preet Double Deep Deal!

by AnDrEw August 23, 2006

16πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


ScottyJ

1. A small bald man with a short temper and yellow eyes.
2. Someone who wears ugly hats.

ScottyJ got his ass kicked by some emo kids at an Angry Penguin show.

by AnDrEw December 30, 2005

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


butt goblin

One who seeks to work their way into anothers anal avity.

Dude, your little brother's a fucking butt goblin.

by AnDrEw July 18, 2003

57πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


hair metal

great genre, defines 80's hard rock, smome of this bands have great musicians in contrast to crappy grunge and hardcore bands like alica in chains and korn. i know not all the band were good(poison sucks) but the groups generally were excellent. all the stupid people agaisnt this genre usually listen to hardcore and grunge. grunge: crap with no talented musicians
hardcore:decadescense of metal in all ways pure noise, no musianship.

bon jovi, guns n roses, skid row, cinderella, motley crue, europe.

by AnDrEw August 6, 2004

61πŸ‘ 130πŸ‘Ž


sith

take it from a star wars geek:

the sith were originally an alien species outside the realm of the jurisdiction of the old republic. when the first dark jedi uprising occured roughly 20 millenia prior to the movies, the dark jedi were cast out, and stumbled upon the sith worlds. the sith hailed the dark jedi as gods, and so began the sith empire, where sith magic and the dark side of the force mingled to produce terrifying powers.
after the great hyperspace wars that toppled sith lord naga sadow's power base and exiled the dark lord to yavin 4, and the great sith war that ruined sith lord exar kun's bid for power, the sith tradition remained dormant until roughly 2000 years prior to the movies. the sith species had faded into extinction, so at this time the word sith took on its new meaning, that of a cult dedicated to the dark side. the new sith eventually destroyed each other in their bid for power. the 20 thousand survivors, united under sith lord kaan, established a brotherhood of darkness based on the axiom "rule by the strong". this army was driven back by the army of light under lord Hoth to the planet ruusan, on which seven titanic battles were fought. the sith lost all but two of the battles. kaan then came up with the idea of a "thought bomb", created entirely of the dark side of the force. when hoth and his army came upon the sith, kaan triggered the bomb. the implosion of the bomb sucked all of the spirits of the sith and jedi into a state of undead unrest in the valley of the jedi, only to be liberated by kyle katarn ten years after the battle of endor.
the republic thought that all of the sith were exterminated at this violent battle, but one remained: darth bane. he remade the cult on a two at a time basis: master and apprentice. thus all sith afterwards bear the title of darth.
the end of the sith seemed to come with the deaths of darth maul, darth tyranus, and darth vader. in fact, darth sidious, also known as palpatine, survived in a series of clones, the last of which was destroyed, ironically enough, by han solo, who shot him in the back with a blaster. after him there were no more sith to continue the tradition, but plenty of dark side followers remained in various guises.

marka ragnos was a sith lord of immense physical power, with a frightening grasp of the dark side of the force.

by AnDrEw February 6, 2004

824πŸ‘ 107πŸ‘Ž


dingleberries

As defined in The War Of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, by Louis de Bernieres:

'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'

See above.

by AnDrEw March 3, 2004

27πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž