when one jerks off with 2 glazed doughnuts
i did a D-0-Double-Gizzle last night at Dunkin Donuts!
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a car that 1) has a park bench mounted on their trunk 2) has a whale tail mounted on the trunk 3) has less torque than my 1-10 scale electric powered RC car 4) cuts people off on the highway
hey rice boy, why did you buy that park bench, u could just go steal one at night - punks
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Gay person: This is fabulous!!!!
Me: Drink bleach
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<eclipse> insert anything here
<eXCeSS> ibwt
<-Vip3r-> Did someone say food?
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The rapper B.G from tha Cash Money Millionares B.G (aka)(baby gangsta)
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Driving a bus very closely to the previous bus on the route. This causes the driver of the bus behind you on the route to pick up all the passengers you should have.
Having a double load of passengers in your bus makes it hot and everyone including you prespires. You get soaked.
"Dave's gonna be pissed at me. I soaked him all the way up to the loop."
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