Forgetting Your Password

A common illness with quite a few symptoms. For example it may cause swearing of the tongue, Being unable to open certain things, and a very miserable mood. It may make it hard to do many things like the simple task of checking your phone. There are two main cures to this illness. One being the one most people get is called changing the password. And the other is actually remembering a password, sadly the latter is usually much harder to get. One way to prevent this is a shot called writing the password down though it may risk another illness called theft.

Jeremy caught a terrible case of forgetting your password.

Avogodo

The god of avocados who was told to “consume the earth and turn all of the trees to avocado trees” in Armageddon. It was commonly known as “The Force of Green Mush” and would have been one of the first to come out of the ginormous whole in the earth that as we all know was supposed to open on December 21, 2012. Thankfully this did not happen but some still believe the existence of Avogodo is real.

“He’s coming, The great Avogodo is coming!

Candy Alleys

A place that was in the original Candy Land but was scratched due to being “Highly suggestive” it would have been a place where elves and fairies go to exchange new and possibly illegal candies. It is commonly called the “Willy Wonka” alley as some of these candies sold there often can be described as “Similar to the strange and delectable treats that Mr. Wonka makes”. It is also known to have the highest rate of fairy snatchers and elf eaters in all of the mystical realm of Candy Land.

Aww dang it, I got stuck in the Candy Alleys and have been kidnapped by a fairy snatcher!

Potarto

A type of potato that when cooked a certain way will make a series of noises similar to the sound of farting.

We cooked the potarto in the pot as my brother laughed over the sounds