gramps

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

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slinkster

what guys say to a few ugly girls at 10 to 2 on a friday / saturday morning, in the hope of getting their friend a desperation lay

'Hi girls, you look desperate and havent had a bloke talk to you all night. You're perfect - meet out friend the slinkster...

knackerfaced

The sensation one encounters after consuming more alcohol (or other mind altering substance) than one should.

1) 'It was that tenth Stella that got to me, after that I was fucking knackerfaced'
2) 'Daft cunt, he was knackerfaced'

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opium

Religion, according to Karl Marx, in that it makes you feel good without actually fixing your problems and may even make matters worse.

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness." - Karl Marx, 1844

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bbc 2

A euphemism for a going to take a dump.

I'm bursting, I really need to go for a BBC 2.

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BarnabusCollins

bullshit, rubbish, crap, lies, liar, bullshitter, tosser or storyteller

He's talking a load of old BarnabusCollins, or He's a proper BarnabusCollins

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butt tricks

First used in the early ninties by me, used to describe a girl who will allow you to perform anal sex on her. Used in polite company, so that other do not know what is going on.

Dude, does that chick do butt tricks?

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