mcguiness

when a girl is giving you head, she shoves her thumb up your rectum, then proceeds to hook and plunge your anus.

shannon gave me a mcguiness in the hot tub.

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popadiuk

pope: russ.orth. pfarrer

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Uzi

A generic word used by idiots (GTA3 players, certain CS players) in reference to all submachine guns.

2) A sub-machine gun created by the Israelis that fires very rapidly. Has a handle to lower recoil. Can be used as a machine pistol. Named after a war hero.

3) First name of Nissan Motors' president.

Don't screw with the guy holding his UZI, he'll bust a few caps in your ass!

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suicidal butt plow

fucking blake in the ass

blake's fucking gay

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Slurpee

Nearly frozen pop or juice made by 7-11

I love Dr. Pepper slushees from 7-11

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Slurpee

7-11 Drink which actually contains .08% urine extract for tang, hence the slur-"pee".

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klaymen

Greek god of Klay. Klay-men arose from the Clay because he was awesome.

God that guy is awesome, he's like klay.

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