Freedom Fries

every other country just calls them hot chips...

6👍 20👎

jiffy

A small, nocturnal rodent. Virginal and tech-obsessed; kind of like a packrat, only hornier and geekier.

"Did you see that creepy little Jiffy following us around, staring at my ass and playing with his Palm?"

9👍 25👎

Bald Field Gnome

1. Sean McGraw 2. A person who is a pansy and takes things way to seriously. 3. Academy brat

Sean McGraw got mad and decided to go to the Naval Academy

4👍 5👎

Krispy Kreme

The best doughnut in the world.

Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!

325👍 157👎

Saggy Maggies

Droopy breasts, usually on an older woman. From Cypress Hill: "Remember sista Maggie; Her tits were kinda saggy; Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies".

"She'd still be ok for a go, swing the saggie maggies eh?"

20👍 9👎

Hugh Hefner

Dude who invented playboy magazine.

348👍 129👎

skankass

One who has a smelly ass and is also slutty.

Tina is such a whore, that skankass better stay away from my man!!

10👍 8👎