omaf

Quote "Everyday here I lose more brain cells."

A place where you might as well do nothing because everytime you do something, the rules change so it has to be redone. One step forward, five steps back.

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omaf

a body of slowly working ineffectual beauraucrats accomplishing nothing but the rapid decomposition of my mind, memories and sense of self worth.

i mock, mock, mock the sugar woman who was so bitter and then i laughed and clapped an emailed houratio about the butterfly bouncers who tried so hard but failed and then i put on my hawaiian shirt and started a meaningless rivalry to pass the time and ate too much food in compensation for lack of wages.

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nee blasties

what geordies say when you are taking a penalty in a game of headers and volleys

nee fuckin blasties!

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quahog

a sort of edible mollusc, also called a cohog

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circle jerk

When a bunch of males sit in a circle and jack off infront of eachother all at the same time. Mostly used for initiations.

george bush

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circle jerk

when guys hang around and jerk off in front of each other. when they are ready to cum, they shoot their load on a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

all our cocks were hard so we all got in a circle jerk.

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drunk

had to much beers/alcohol and get wasted.

Whitney got drunk at that party last weekend.

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