hello thar buttsekz

The greatest pick up line, can be made even more 1337 by adding LOL at the end

"So, why did Johnny fall off his bike"
"hello thar buttsekz LOL"

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humpf

a feeling of utter frustration, but in a cute girlie way

"humpf, I'm too sleepy to wake up."

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T.V

Variant of TV. A short form of television.

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V-8

A hearty tomato beverage chock full of vitamins and goodness, this is also the lifesblood of the VEGAN-VAMPIRE.

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whacky tobacky

Slang used by jr. high kids to describe cigarettes. Can also be a variant of whacky tobaccy.

He was smoking some whacky tobacky behind the building.

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party favors

drugs in general

I'm a tall, buff SWM, 8" long, looking for hot teen pussy. I have party favors.

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Don't pull a Chaney

To do something stupid, by their own free will. Usually endangering the person in some way.

"Dude, did you see John trip last night?"
"Yeah, he totally pulled a Chaney"

"Hey guys, I'm going to use this saw!"
"Be careful! Don't pull a Chaney!"