OSI model

7 All-Application
6 People-Presentation
5 Studying-Session
4 This-Transport
3 Need-Network
2 Daily-Datalink
1 Prayer-Physical

This little trick helps me remember the damn things on the Cisco tests.

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wrinkled turkey

when a penis is masterbated to its max, its skin falls over its grundle

when dan masi masterbates to fat hors on jerry springer he gets a wrinkled turkey.

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monta vista

the school for kids who can score 1600 but still cant spell MONTE.

i go to monta vista. that's right, thats monta with an A.

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arp

short for adress routing protocol. Used in networking computers. If you need more info google it.

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absailing

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

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sermia

Industrial rotary filter trade mark...
term often used for any make of similar machine, (like frigidair for refrigerator)

yo yo smuggler

A comic phrase meant to describe the look of a vagina when in tight pants or shorts. (synonyms: camel toe, moose knuckle)

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