asstronaut

A homosexual

See that guy? what an asstronaut!

15👍 25👎

pooty tang

Deep South. Possibly Cajun bastardized from "pretty thing"
Might just as well equate to poontang. It's pussy! Ain't it?

"Damn baby, you ah pooty tang in dat red dress!"

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cat food

Ketamine

I need some of dat cat food dawg.

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Blunder

A turtle with out a shell

Ghandi turtle

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Blunder

An accsident prone person

look out its Super Blunder

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smokey

an ocifer of the law

That smokey is on my ass again.

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bantam

A fighting midget.

The bantam defended his midget friends from a toddler.

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