party favors

drugs in general

I'm a tall, buff SWM, 8" long, looking for hot teen pussy. I have party favors.

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grimey

your mum is grimey in bed

ow ow ow u grimey hoe

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paterno

A man that has a really big dick.

New Girlfriend: "Oh my God, you're a Paterno! I've hit jackpot! Thank you God!"

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Tire

sab0tage its the correct spelling when you refer to the rubber part of a wheel.

I have a flat tire

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horsecock

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.

"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."

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dovey

Internet Stud

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dovey

Guy who has sex with little French boys

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