binghamton

Imagine Hell, in December... then make it -4 degrees on one day and 3 days later make it 55 degrees... that's Bighamton for you... all the time.

Damn it's warm in in Binghamton for December...

cream

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

see "Wu-Tang Clan"

klaymen

Greek god of Klay. Klay-men arose from the Clay because he was awesome.

God that guy is awesome, he's like klay.

boots

a San Jose word meaning something sucks

"Ms. Walsh's class is boots!"

kegels

the act of pleaing any gender by using this form while having sexual intercourse.

I practiced my kegels so I can pleasure my boyfriend more.

E.O.C

erect on command

I can get E.O.C.

auto destruct

A system aboard starships whose single purprose is to destroy the ship. Usually used to prevent bad guys from capturing the ship.

Usuallt requires at least 2-3 senior officers to activate, although on Voyager, Janeway could do it on her authorization alone.

Computer, initiate auto destruct sequence, authorization Janeway PI Alpha 47. Set at 5 minute silent countdown ... enable.

Computer: Bleeeep, auto destruct system enaged, warp core overload in 4 minutes 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings.