Shire

The area of land extending from the borders of South Woodford up to Epping, incorperating Buckhurst Hill, Loughton, Chigwell and a whole lotta forest

Oh how I long for the Shire!

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a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

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tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

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VGGTS

Acronym for Video Game Giantess. Basically, the same as a GTS, but it has characters from Video Games.

I like VGGTS more than I like GTS.

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karyaazure

Amorous Enigma, Artist, Philosopher, Free Spirit

karyaazure rox my sox!

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spoof

in Australia, spoof means cum, jizz, sperm etc. etc... we always find it funny when americans use it to describe a parody (see def. 1) hehehe. btw, to get the accent, the 'oo' sound is the same as in 'book'

she doesn't like the taste of spoof....

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spoof

creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound.

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