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Fat Abbot

"Educational" TV show from South Park.

Scene 1.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"

Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."

Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."

by anonymous November 11, 2006


hilary duff

An over-rated manufactured girl with no real singing and acting talents and is only famous because her mother is a producer.

A girl who seems "hot" to her fans only because of the way she is promoted and because of her perky-girl image.

A girl with fans who are mostly annoying, bland, unintelligent, and heavily opinionated.

She was caught lip-syncing while performing live on MTV on New Year's Eve 2004! Her CD apparently began to skip all of the sudden and she was inevitably caught lip-syncing. Finally, the curtain lifts.

by anonymous January 03, 2004


Trekkie

Anyone that has ever video taped more then 10 episodes of Star Trek for viewing at a later time or belongs to a Star Trek internet message board (STARTREKFANS.NET for example).

You know you are a Trekkie when you tape more then 10 episodes and post messages on (or are a moderator) STARTREKFANS.NET

by Anonymous August 16, 2003


Trekkie

losers from tff who enjoys watching star trek and other sci fi garbage. also see dillo

what should i do? watch star trek or play tff? good thing i got tivo! *snort*

by Anonymous June 30, 2003


Synre

The best pokemon player. Evar. period. He is your lord, your master, and everything else.

Lord Synre, how are you today? Teach me some of your pokemon techniques.

by Anonymous August 08, 2004


Callan

wh0re

cheating cock sucker

by Anonymous April 29, 2003


Spicy Fish Taco

A commen phrase given for a MEXICAN WET PUSSY!...you have to eat it to find out why its called what it is

well um.... u eat out a mexican womens pussy and say 'HOT DIGGITY DAMN THATS SUM SPICY FISH TACO..'

by Anonymous March 23, 2003