ahoy hoy

In the beginning days of the telephone 'Ahoy hoy' was the standard greeting when one answered the phone. It was later replaced by 'hello' and then 'who dis?'. Mr Burns revived this old greeting in the Simpsons.

~ring~
Ahoy hoy.

It is that simple, you should try it some time.

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sukka

A Mr. T inspired insult.

"I kill you wit' ma fist, sukka!" - Mr. T

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schmooze

Being able to talk your way into any situation (or out of it), find out about any person, and know someone wherever you go.

Joe Collins is known as Captain Schmooze because of his innate ability to schmooze anyone or anything.

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ganlian

To get absolutely pissed off your head

Last Thursday

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fckgw

The first 5 letters in 90% of winxp users cd keys. ;D

fckgw Joo Warez Munky!

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whateves

a noncommital, noncholant answer to practically any question, expressing no particular preference to anything in particular, usually accompanied with a shrug of the shoulders

Do you want to go out with me tonight? Whateves.

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Knoba

Traditionally a term used by grafiti artists, this word has found its way int general everyday converstions. An insult that generally relates to the subject being unacceptably fucked up

Damo is being a proper fuckin knoba today

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