pinecone

clueless wonder

aww man he has the thought process of a pinecone

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kk

OK cool

1: hey when u comming back online?
2: in an hour
1: kk

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OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

When someone changes themself but is still a jerk.

Katie, oh speak to me ol' toothless wonder. Your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same. That's what I have to say about your "new persona"

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Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

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HSU

Hook Shit Up

Were gonna HSU tonight. ie. get connected (drugs).

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Off-T.B.

A slang acronym that stands for "Only Fine From The Back".

Used in references mainly to girls who appear attractive from rear viewing, but upon visual inspection from another angle, no longer arouse.

Whoa, Gina is OFF-TB!
She's OFF-TB, man... nasty

CPAP

A medical device - in the form of a a machine - used to treat Sleep Apnea, Lou Gerhig's Disease, and a few other conditions. It works by blowing pressurized air (not oxygen) into the notrils.

CPAP is an acronym for "Continuous Positive Air Pressure).

If you use a CPAP machine effectively, you will not snore.

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