heat bag

somebody that acts like an ass attracting police attention

pete's such a heat bag

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chicken scratch

bad handwriting; looks like something a chicken would scratch in the mud with its nails.

He failed penmanship because of his "chicken scratch" handwriting.

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Ooyoh!

Pronounced ooooyah by normal Leicester folk, and oooooyohh or oooooyorr by 'cheesits'. Short for 'ohh yer bleeder!', pronounced 'oooo yorrr bleeedorrr'

Overheard in fruit market
'Massive clot on the brain, had to get an air ambulance'
'OOYOH!'

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bestest

1. the cutest
2. the sweetest
3. the nicest
4. the one who makes me the luckiest

How did I get so lucky to have the bestest boyfriend ever?

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HTML

(Hypertext Markup Language)
HTML is the language used to create Web pages for display in Web Browsers. HTML can be created directly with text editors or Web publishing programs, such as DreamWeaver, or it can be the output of other programs that make dynamic webpages on the fly. When you select "view source" from your Web browser, the code that you are viewing is HTML.

:P

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html

Horrible Typing Madness Language (html) A computer web language code used to program websites which hasd a high tendency to make you go insane!!!!!!

Oh my FUCKING God!!! This html is facking killing me!!!!!! AAGGGHHHH!!!!

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html

Horrible Typing Madness Language (html) A computer web language code used to program websites which hasd a high tendency to make you go insane!!!!!!

Oh my FUCKING God!!! This html is facking killing me!!!!!! AAGGGHHHH!!!!

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