philadelphia

Philly is awesome. It's so much cooler than New York. I'd so much rather say I'm from philly than NY because EVERYBODY is from NY, and that's so boring.

-So, where are you from?
-New York.
-Wow, how did I know you were gonna say that.

The sign at the Philadelphia city line with Montgomery County on City Ave:

WELCOME TO PHILADELPHIA
ENJOY OUR PAST
EXPERIENCE OUR FUTURE

(and try to forget about our present)

Rocky Balboa lives in Philadelphia.

96👍 89👎

Ipex

evil computer company

Ipex is evil!

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ITCHY BROWN EYE

after you've been done in the bum bum

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ITCHY BROWN EYE

What you see when the butt cheeks are spread apart.

>She bent over and asked me to invade her itchy brown eye.

>I looked her square in her itchy brown eye and then inserted my fist.

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gay-bashing homo

a gay man who discriminates against homosexuality.

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spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner

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kokoro library

Heart of ice, Rick. Heart of ice.

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