biffed

To fall on your ass, like a clumsy fool

"Dude i was like grinding like nobodys business when I just biffed it"

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Abercrombie

1. The clothes last forever.
2. They're expensive but you dont have to buy a new pair of pants every season.
3. The bags say it all...
4. A&F Quarterly will draw you in...

That guys pants are 10 years old and still look new

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bgm

Name of the individual with the smallest, pointiest, unattractive penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 5.04 * 10²³ of a BGM!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 6 inches right?

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chunk squirts

The condition incurred after eating Denny's at 3 AM after a long night of Whiskey bombs and Budweiser bottles.

I woke up and had the chunky squirts all day at work.

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lews0r

a loser but this is an insane cool way of spelling it, if some 1 insults you via this its best to shut up cz they probly have many more insults ready

that bex henessey is such a lews0r

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04:49

See: I told u I was hardcore

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joonas

A ver good-looking man who gets many ladies.

Person 1-Check out that dude with all dem women.
Person 2-He must be a joonas.

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