modgit

short person, however not a midget

yo natalie you cracy modgit you

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Agnes Irwin Girl

They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.

Omg, Wigs is such a muffin!

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angstful

Full of angst.

That angry guy was angstful.

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Ato

fdp.

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spermicide

Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.

I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.

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NRL

A boring, low-scoring game played by drunken louts. The players often sexually abuse women.

NRL is an unpopular sport in Australia because AFL is the national sport. Players enjoy inserting their fingers up other men's asses (see hopoate)

"Man, those NRL players are such drunken losers!"

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drawing the map of hawaii

same as a "pearl necklace"...when a man ejaculates on the collar bone area.

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