Jopapa'd

Young female (And maybe male) sexual predator.

But dude, she' 13, you're 19, Jopapa'd?

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Santa

Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.

Santa
Satan

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Santa

a guy who eats to many cookies and then gets fat then unbulivibly fits down a chimney.

Santa is so fat but still can fitdown a chimney.

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Canada

The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.

"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."

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Canada

A safe and NICE country that doesn't go around making enemies, and supressing ppl like our friends down south. We dont oppress ppl so terrorists dont fuck with us.

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Canada

A North American country, situated to the north of the United States where the inhabitants become more and more insane as you go further east. For example, people living in Vancouver are known for being conservative, mundane breeders, while Newfoundlanders are absolutely and wonderfully mad.

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Canada

where doctors want to go to America. ; lack of doctors

a woman:My baby's gonna come out!!!
nurse: make an appoinment, it'll be in 5 weeks.

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