Kingwood

The lands of the Kings, located in Texas. Most people see it as a snobby place, but it isnt. It is the home to the MFA's Godfather.

Buenos Noches

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lags

he lags up this server

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cunnilingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

I performed cunnilingus on her until my tounge couldn't move anymore, she appreciated it very much.

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fair-weather friend

a friend who only sticks by you when things are going well.

"Steve don't call me since the accident, hes a fair weather friend"

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boydell

The 3rd friend in a group

"Me, Boyd & Boydell."

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TTTC

Acronym - "Time To The Can". Indicates the period of time following the last swallow of a meal to the use of the lavatory. Used as an index for rating particular food types and restaurants.

"Outback Steakhouse has a really low TTTC."

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unspoken truth

An unspoken truth is something in life we all know to be true but to speak it is taboo.

I could give some examples of unspoken truths but because they're unspoken I cannot speak or write them ;)

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