sedition

incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority

A lady at the airport is asked by a security officer: "Do you plan revolution or sedition?"
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)

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fanto

Darius look-a-like aka. Boy band reject.
Homo tendecies and rent boy skills. To be crap at CS.

Stop being such fanto.
H from Steps is a fanto
OMG stop playing like fanto you spaz.

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ice hockey

what preppie queers from out east call hockey

Landon Fag: Hey, guys, lets go play ice hockey
Minnesota stud: fag

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BLIFARI

Acronym:

Blissfully free of any real information.

I have just read 200 pages of this manual, and I don't know any more than when I started. It's pretty BLIFARI.

nisse

Gnome
Santa Clause
Little people that live in barns and have big white beards.

Can also be used as an insult.

The nisse stole my shit.

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the birds and the bees

The euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.

Last night I learned all about the birds and the bees.

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shitlox

fake dredlox

you got some shitlox

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