Runcie

Falling of a bike in a embarassing and painful way

I pulled a runcie last time

hustler

someone who knows how to get money from others. selling drugs,rolling dice,pimpin. your hustlin for that money.

1)yo $10 a gram fool.
2)rolled a seven again, now pay me.
3)yo get over to that street corner bitch and make me some money.

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BEMLi

adj. 1. Of a statement, meaningful only to the person making that statement, possibly. Any other meanings are made up by the person reading the statement, and are probably wrong. 2. By extension to a person or things, essentially meaningless and arbitrary.

See also wordgaye/word.

"'Comewhat tantramount copyright theft' is a very BEMLi thing to say."
"That Huw Edwards, he's right bemli he is"

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one holed skin flute

1. The penis

I play with my one holed skin flute at night.

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facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

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penalia

see dick

you

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bozo filter

Filter included in all televisions, computers, and other communication devices to keep clowns and other "entertaining" fools from telling you about all of the world's conspiracies and secrets.

Man, we'd find Bigfoot if it weren't for those damn Bozo Filters

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