Masturbation

something people do when their lover is not around

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UCLA

A school of sad, sad kids. Apparently, due to the number of "Up" votes for anti-USC, pro-UCLA definitions, there are a lot of UCLA kids lurking around urban dictionary. Compare this to the noticeable, comparatively less number of "Up" votes for pro-USC, anti-UCLA definitions.

Here's the big secret: It's due to the fact that kids at USC have LIVES and usually don't hang around the web and try to one-up and bash their rival school on a WEBSITE.

Obvious conclusion: So many UCLA kids only frequent urban dictionary because they are worried and insecure, and can't one-up or bash the winners at the University of Southern California in any other arena but the safe and faceless world wide web.

Like I said: sad, sad kids. :(

Just wait and see how many "Down" votes there'll be for this definition, and you'll see how many insecure UCLA kids there are neurotically checking out UCLA definitions on urban dictionary.

Other words to describe many a UCLA kid:

Bitter
Loser
Desperate


Or just: Trojankiller

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shyte

Variant of shit, as how it was said in old English.

Ye olde stabble boy spend ye time on cleaning ye horses' shyte.

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Ghettomeistage

Having the qualities of being ghetto.

Wow how ghettomeistage.

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throw it out there

to install software

when asking someone to install new software, he said "throw it out there"

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Hijubba

Explains the un-explainable

when you randomly die in a game you say "HIJUBBA!"

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Head Hunter

That chick loves to give head.

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