jafalk

A sexual maneuver where you insert your penis into rosie o donnels anus

He jafalked her hard!!

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Marylin Monroe

1) A sweet country girl who had to have been a good actress to look that vapid.
2) A product of the 50s designed by hollywood to make white men work really hard to help the economy.
3) a woman who was the prototype american boat whore.

Marylin Monroe had sex with Little Richard.

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TIFS

This is fucking stupid

Idiot: Hey I found a cool new game called Runescape!
Me: TIFS

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Robo-trip

To obtain a high from the consumption of a common cough syrup, albeit one based on the psychoactive ingredient found in Robitussin and Ecstasy.

Uh... Clara, I was robo-tripping last night and I saw you on my ceiling.

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face

1. To run into something, collide without intention

He totally faced that wall!

Jeff Gordon faced a wall at Dayton today.

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shit kickers

Actually, they are ass-kicking boots

I'm going out to Roper's tonight in my new shitkickers and Stetson hat.

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Douche Hypocrite

A dobio. Someone no one likes. A loser.

Dobio is such a Douche Hypocrite!

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