Muzza

A wog, usually southern Italian, half Italian or half-Serbian/half-Croatian. Resides in the northern or western suburbs of melbourne. When driving, a muzza sees no problem driving 100kmph in first gear. When communicating, a muzza owns 4-5 different sim cards to take advantage of the cheap call rates deals offered by Telstra, Optus, Vodafone and cousin Frankie's pirate mobile network. Sees scoring an ENTER over 40 as shameful. Sees hanging out in Macca's carparks as a much more productive use of time. Cannot comprehend that not every female in the world is willing to give him head when he asks for it.

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Muzza

An italian. Usually obsessed with cars. Enjoys underage dance parties. Looks at own muscles often. Goes to the gym often. Says bro a lot. VERY ignorant

"Bro, bro. Shu, bro. Come Bell St Maccas bro. Then come gym bro. Bro, come Zos bro

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smrat

Intentional misspelling of the word "smart"-- which can be defined as "the sarcastic form of smart".

Kim's trying to tell off the angry armed man; isn't she smrat?

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Little-Camel With Cheese

1 Iraqi slang for a fast food favorite, "quarter pounder with cheese".
2 A baby camel with milk in it's humps for feeding brothers, sisters, and itself.
3 A small female pervert. Many grow up to be prostitutes

1:
Colin P: Osama, do you know what they call a quater pounder with cheese in Iraq?
Osama: *drinks terror king soda* Little Camel with cheese.
Colin P:*loads gun* checck out the big brain on Osama...

2 Astounding! This little camel with cheese died from drinking its own milk and killed its family because the milk spoiled!

3 My sister acted like a little camel with cheese at school today.

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p00n

an online term for pussy, may be exclusive to The Wolf Web; opposite of p33n

Gay guys like p33n, not p00n.

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yakima county lady

a woman that is stupid or infact doing something intierly ditsy...or plain retarded.

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gascoigne

Greatest English football player of all time. Took us single handedly to the Italia 90 semi finals, the semi finals of Euro 96 and winners of Le Tournoi in 97. Sadly left out of the France 98 squad by the useless fuckwit that is Glenn Hoddle. Can now be found in China. Greatest footballer ever to grace these shores.

"Is Gascoigne going to have a crack? He is you know!"

"Omfg that's Paul Gascoign standard"

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