mortal god

see zack pardey

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mortal god

what a joke.

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aiight

all right

Aiight, then.

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aiight

a silicone based sealant used to edge the bath or sink.

'That's all aiight'

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god

a widely known imaginary friend

mommy i didnt do it god did it

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God

Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)

"God made me trip behind the line of srrimmage."

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God

One of my favorite drinking buddies.

- Hey what's up God? Got the King Cobra 40's?

- Sure thing, man, let's twist a doobie too.

- Damn Straight.

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