vorpal

adj. Infinitly sharp. So sharp it cannot be measured.

Trimmer

someone who enjoys getting sloshed every night

the boys at the pub are all a bunch of trimmers

beanified

totally laid back - similar to cool beans

i'm feeling beanified

bubb rubb

Crazy black man who listens to whistle fans all day.

Bubb Rubb needs to take his ignorant ass to school so he'll stop giving black people a bad name

Flip off

Giving the finger

I got really mad at steve and I flipped him off!

Thrash Acid

A form of dance music that can't really be classified as music. Noisy and aggressive.

Scuse me, dja gawt anee THRASH ACID?

haircut

a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else.

"Where's John?"

"Oh, he's gone for a haircut!"

"Dirty wanker!"