man

1) a gender of the human race, not necessarily better or worse than females.
2) generally a person who will do incredibly stupid things for a piece of ass.
3) the perfect specimen: one who can comprehend that women are not "meant to stay in the kitchen and/or bed", nor are they "life-support systems for vaginas", but are a complimentary addition to their existence.

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egonomics

The social science that deals with one's ego.

The preps should major in egonomics.

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stacy's mom

a MILF. defined by the fountains of wayne song.

stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me. i know it might be wrong, but i'm in love with stacy's mom.

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high-schooling

v. to make out like you did in high school.

No, I didn't have sex with him. We were just high-schooling.

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whiznut

an I.T. employee

Those whiznuts over in IT couldn't fix my computer.

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lfs

in planetside, it means looking for squad

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Reeper

A small area inside the clit that stimulates the lower body

He fingered me and massaged my reeper

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