SMURFING

Fucking until you're blue in the face

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The club

A group of friends who are more closely connected after sharing in sexual relations with the same girl.

"Hey, I here Mike went out with Alexis last night"
"Oh yeah, ya think he is part of The club now?"

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emelie

mordorian person

Ohh your soo emelie!

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Truffle Hunter

A grosely obese woman of disturbingly unattractive qualities, both physiological & psychological.

Heavy alcohol intoxication had blurred my judgement. Needless to say, this morning I awoke to find the woman sleeping next to me was a real truffle-hunter. (AKA Pig)

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Netphorian

1.)An asshole or shithead; Loser. Bipolar.
2.)Thinks they know everything about everything.
3.)Has REAL bad taste in music.

Fuck you, you fuckin' netphorian.

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Nishke(s)

A russian or Pair or russians that babble in Russian, and stare and point and laugh at you, while they preach their communistic values to one another in Russian.

Those two girls are such nishke's! Did you hear what they said? "Svetlana nishke, nishke!"

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Ranger

1. A division of the armed forces trained in close-combat and raiding tactics.

2. Any of a number of Texan lawmen operating on the open range.

3. Federally employed caretakers of our national wildlife preserves.

4. A warrior class in the D&D game characterised by the good base attack bonus, 10-sided hit die, and a selection of druid spells and woodcraft-related skills.

5. One o' them rangers. Dangerous folk they are, livin' in the wild... around here we just call him Strider.
And what would a mere ranger know of such things?
This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your alliegance.

5. In the works of JRR Tolkien, warriors of Numenorian descent living in the north, called Dunedain, or in the sound, called the Rangers of Illithien. They were woodsmen and fighters, trained in combatting Orcs, Trolls, and undead, who patrolled the areas of Gondor and the Shire to keep its borders safe from the Shadow of the Enemy.

One o' them rangers. Dangerous folk they are, livin' in the wild... around here we just call him Strider.

And what would a mere ranger know of such things?
This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your alliegance.

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