A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)
Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!
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In the act of nature to not do something properly, religiously, funny, seriously, reality, donzarily, poonrilly.
"Don't do it Menik"
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The widespread aspiration of Americans to live better lives than their parents did.
All of the facist things done in this nation are done to achieve such a thing. Operation Iraqi freedom, the Patriot Act etc...
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australian my arse, it's british through and through, involving booze curry and kebabs, and vomit.
eee we had right good piss up last night, 15 pints with a curry, 15 pints in t'club and a kebab for afters, smashing
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