fuck nut

To get a nut while fucking as opposed to getting a nut during masterbation.

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script kiddies

Term used to describe wannabe hackers who use other people's programs and methods to cause annoyance on the internet. They are scorned by real hackers, as their actions often give the hacker commmunity a bad name while serving no real purpose. Typical actions of a script kiddy (or script kiddie, it can be spelt either way) include defacing web sites, hacking forum accounts, and so on.

"A couple of script kiddies were messing around with the forums last night."
"Don't worry, most script kiddies grow out of it when they hit puberty."

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officejet

An all in machine that is designed to fax, scan, make copies, and print documents. Most of these printers will not do any of the above functions once you bring it home.

My officejet just jammed and got all exploded everywhere

Gothapotamus

Very heavy Goth person.

So like yesterday, I went to the club, and... dude, there was this Gothapotamus there, she had to weigh like 400 pounds! FUCK!!

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voltage

As in, "TaC°Voltage". The best. Ever. A genius god.
Also used:
Someone who plays lots of games and yet has time for an equal amount of sports

"TaC°Voltage owned me so bad..."
or
"Damn man, he's sporty and smart... a regular voltage..."

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voltage

A drunken welshman who likes to ride his bicycle

F**k me you ride like a voltage

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remorse

1. To twist together or entwine into a confusing mass; snarl.
2. To be or become fixed or embedded in place

Man, did you get remorsed in the server racks again? You momo!

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