sick little monkey

kind and sensitive scottish bloke who deservedly gets loads more shags then dan. Broke my heart when he maet Rachel.

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r31 skyline

my r31 is fully hectic i swear. I pump up the bass and i get all the chicks

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Balls

1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
4. Something yelled to shock people.

1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.

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Balls

1) Where sperm is made ... to suck, lick or bang with. this is called sex or masterbation. 2) A males house 3) a males sex organ along with the penis

My girlfriend sucked my dick as she rubbed my BALLS!

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Balls

when one is making a false statement, or you believe that they are lying about something.

"You and Kim had sex on the first date? Yeah, Balls."

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gymlad

Going to the gym to avoid "the rock"

When leaving work: "B1, I'm off to the Gymlad"

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CTC

Cut The Check

Man lets Cut The Check this party suck!
(Lets go)

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