An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.
ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)
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who cares if it has only one mouse button, if you want another, for fuck's sake, just BUY another one, you dumb shit
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1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration
Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.
I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.
Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.
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A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society
d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D
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someone who never smokes their own weed but invites themself over when you're smoking YOUR own weed
Damn he always stops by when we're gettin high and he takes a few hits of our shit. He's a scavenger.
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A ponytail of epic size-like proportions.
Guy:I want the top shaved, and ummm...yeah go ahead and scavenger me up in the back.
Barber: sure thing you fucking weirdo.
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A rip in a playing card that may or may not give away what number and suit the card is.
*Dealer deals out cards*
Guy: Whoa, you gave me a RIP ACTION!!! WTF
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