non-offensive swears

When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.

Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.

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non-offensive swears

flickin' = fuckin'

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marriage

the number one cause of divorce

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prostar

YALL B ELIKE CAL-I CLUTCH SUPERPLUS STiLL u hear me 4eal ya heard i be flexxin how prostar hulk hogan is in teh world of wrestling yall hear?

damn ur gosu
yea im a progamer thx
they call me prostar

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Sexykindof

- Sexy in that it's really not
- Cute but kind of risque
-funny-looking and therefore adorable
- also known as "sexykinda" or "sexykina"

Example: that 7up commercial with the truck driver swimsuit calendar....

Seeing a bad picture of someone or their odd new pants and saying, "sexykindof"

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Gunmetal

1. A mediocre fighter who can only knock people out miraculously with insane hits.
2. A color; black

1. Gunmetal pwned you then stole your gun.
2. Hey that hole is black. No it isn't, it's gunmetal.

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self-referential

See circular definition.

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