yellowisfriedegg

gobby northerner , likes facts , hates bullshitters and treehuggers with emotional problems

That yellowisfriedegg is a gobby bugger

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the matrix

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

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yokes

What Irish people call ecstasy pills.

Have you got any yokes Seamus? Sorry Padraig, I sold my last one to Fiachra.

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yokes

smalldance drug

foley on a weekend

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s3x0rz

Geekspeak for sex

I like having mad cybers3x0rz w/ my online gf

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butterface

when a girl has a good body but an ugly face (as in 'but her face')

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butter-face

A woman with a really sexy body, but face that looks like she got e-bola or something.
taken from the phrase everything about her is sexy, but-ter-face.

Damn, check out that butter-face:

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