pussy eater

lickin down town

puttting my tongue in yours

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terran

Human, anything that comes from earth.

E.T.(Extraterrastrial) means outside from earth.

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Swanzy

A dweeb that looks like Smithers from the Simpsons.

Hey man, quit acting like Swanzy, its emberassing.

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Kirill

smartest Russian

The only bad Kirill is a fake Kirill

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Kirill

That man is a regular old Kirill.

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urban dictionary

An online slang dictionary in which approximately 80% of all words and definitions are sexually related.

"Hey, what in the hell is an Alaskan Firedragon?"
"Dunno, try looking it up at UrbanDictionary.com"

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waxterbate

the act of waxterbating;masterbation

my little brother loves to waxterbate

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