A Full Bomb'd Drift Machine. Drives sideways naturaly and cannot maintain a straight heading.. Usualy has 1 or more dented panels and ungodly amoutns of power
My Sil is a drift bitch.
from the dirt as in he is a dirt farmer.
That dirt farmer sure surfed good today.
A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.
EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
Manual Data Entry Centre. Royal Mail's idea of legalised slavery, paying sub-standard wages for a job that is no longer what was stated in the employees contract. Run by suit wearing gibbons, and run by the evil overlord, "two jags" peter "erm erm erm, i dont know anything" fenton.
alternative to jellybaby. The remnants of a one night stand that comes out of a homosexual's anal cavity composed of cum and lube
A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.
The satyr shafted on his Fart Pipe until he made the Browning Noise.