Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

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odog

Founder of White Boys for Rap, located in Winter Park, FL.

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noodz

sexy pictures and/or naked pictures one takes of themselves to share with others via internet or AIM

send noodz please.

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Fettle

To resign oneself to defeat in the face of little or no obstacle

"how did the interview go?"
"Aboslute shite, I couldn't even remember my name, really fettle"

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Le Poux du Printemps

A reorchestrated version of Stravinsky's Le Sacre du Printemps. Can be mistooken for the original very easily. Translated in English as "The Lice of Spring" (whereas the original is "The Rite of Spring") Contains "noises" idiots call music, whereas the rest of the "educated" world call it crap.

That sounds like Le Poux du Printemps!

cumsquat

1.A synonym meaning"blow job". Noun.
2. A fantastic blow job given by the beautiful Jaime Bergman,the 1997 Playmate of the year. Noun.

Note to the gentlemen who look up this word:If for some reason you have not seen Jaime Bergman in the nude, you are unfortunately missing out. Also,while reading the following sentence,your brain will produce a much more enjoyable image after you have seen the pictures.

When I saw Jaime Bergman walking towards me in her black,sexy thong,I had a very good feeling that I was going to receive a wonderful cumsquat from her.

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System shock

A game released the same time as Half life and bankruppting Looking Glass, the worlds Best gaming company. Most of LG now work at Ion Storm.
You are a person who voulebnteers for the space corps and undergoes a long period (3 years) of training. When you join the Vaun Braun, you find the space ship has been taken over by a rouge AI computer named Shodan. There are robots and organic life forms trying to kill you. Your objective is to escape.

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