Iraq

Site of a future glass parking lot

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fucked up

Crazy, weird, not right.

That's fucked up!

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Bullet-time

A certain period during which time is slowed down to a speed where a bullet and its path of motion can clearly be seen, hence the name BULLET time.

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jism

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

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jisms

A suffix indicating an act, a process, the result of an act or a process by Lil' Jimmy, a state; also, a characteristic (as a theory, doctrine, idiom, etc.); as, baptism, galvanism, organism, hypnotism, socialism, sensualism, Anglicism.

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Pissing Contest

Macho posturing

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Natural Light

Cheap, tasteless beer created for underage drinkers who wanna get wasted.

Hey, I bought some natty light for the party tonight.

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