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Sitting on a toilet at an angle while you poop so you don't burn your leg on the radiator.
17π 8π
A noun used to refer to someone who is a complete twunt. The word is inspired by an internet user who usually used the username "nocashvalue". He was retarded enough to get this name off a coin that says "NO CASH VALUE" on it.
You know that Tom bloke? He's a complete nocashvalue.
5π 8π
to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"
little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.
23π 34π
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
28π 55π
to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose
22π 54π
Shaking hands with benjamin franklin
johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin
25π 79π
What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.
Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.
26π 105π