communism

An idea that is perfect in theory, but is not allowed by human nature.

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communism

A system that, in theory, is probably the best type of government. When put ino practice, however, the country usually falls into a totalitarisnistic state.

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communism

Utopia

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bag pipe

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

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donkey fruit punch

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.

Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.

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Latrine

It's like a toilet, except with no tank. There is just a big open pit full of shit below the seat. Often used by Boy Scouts. There are several types of Latrine:

-Communal: One room which has two seats in one room right next to each other (no longer built)

-Emporium: Often a building of about 100 square feet which many latrine stalls in it. They are often very dark and have very low partitions.

-Individual stalls: On Latrine building, but the stalls all open to the outside. This is the preferred Latrine Choice.

Have to take a shit? Go use that damn Latrine over there.

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mirang

She is my ex-girl friend.
I did love her.
She did love me.

I loved mirang.

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