handjob

When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribate for you.

Jackie gave Ed a handjob.

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Hand job

wen a girl rubs or wacks a guy's dick cuz they think it feels goooood...fuck,y dont they just do it themselves??

wen gigi broke chris's fucker machine

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Hot Shit

A steaming pile of excretion.

man: "Agatha, what shall we have for breakfast this morning?"
woman: "Spotted goat dicks with hot shit dipping sauce my dear."
man: "Lovely and refreshing."

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tuning

Whats said to the most beautiful chick in the world

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butt lust

the act of lusting over another mans ass.

Nick is lost in butt lust with me.

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$hriek

To offer gay pornography to minors.

That man just $hrieked those kids over there.

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ganster

Really spelled gangster, get it right, Mr. "Pickle Ganster"

Mommy, what's a ganster?

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