Truffle Hunter

A grosely obese woman of disturbingly unattractive qualities, both physiological & psychological.

Heavy alcohol intoxication had blurred my judgement. Needless to say, this morning I awoke to find the woman sleeping next to me was a real truffle-hunter. (AKA Pig)

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Netphorian

1.)An asshole or shithead; Loser. Bipolar.
2.)Thinks they know everything about everything.
3.)Has REAL bad taste in music.

Fuck you, you fuckin' netphorian.

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Nishke(s)

A russian or Pair or russians that babble in Russian, and stare and point and laugh at you, while they preach their communistic values to one another in Russian.

Those two girls are such nishke's! Did you hear what they said? "Svetlana nishke, nishke!"

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Ranger

1. A division of the armed forces trained in close-combat and raiding tactics.

2. Any of a number of Texan lawmen operating on the open range.

3. Federally employed caretakers of our national wildlife preserves.

4. A warrior class in the D&D game characterised by the good base attack bonus, 10-sided hit die, and a selection of druid spells and woodcraft-related skills.

5. One o' them rangers. Dangerous folk they are, livin' in the wild... around here we just call him Strider.
And what would a mere ranger know of such things?
This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your alliegance.

5. In the works of JRR Tolkien, warriors of Numenorian descent living in the north, called Dunedain, or in the sound, called the Rangers of Illithien. They were woodsmen and fighters, trained in combatting Orcs, Trolls, and undead, who patrolled the areas of Gondor and the Shire to keep its borders safe from the Shadow of the Enemy.

One o' them rangers. Dangerous folk they are, livin' in the wild... around here we just call him Strider.

And what would a mere ranger know of such things?
This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your alliegance.

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AOL Virus

A computer virus often mistaken for an Internet Service Provider.

The AOL Virus starts at log in, causes frequent system crashes, changes file formats, clings to the hard drive while resisting deletion, and ultimately siphons money from you bank account.

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Frozz

Ruler or Overlord

I am frozz, phear me.

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Heemogobblin

The thick intravenous fluid that runs through your veins (hehehe redundant!!!) and sustains your life.

Everybody has a little heemogobblin in them and of course they love it because they love the way the heemogobblin flows up down and all around.