crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

23👍 7👎

ambrosa

the sweet sexualness....

ohh ohh

16👍 12👎

Braydin

a character that does not wear pants while claiming that he does indeed wear pants.

He is such a Braydin in that dress.

23👍 14👎

trolley poll

Weapon of choice by hardcore rapper "The Notorious F.L.A", and his bodyguards. This weapon is deadly and should only be used by those with extreeme skill.

Sorry Notorious F.L.A, i didnt mean to accidently touch you ahh "crack" "crack" ahhhhh!!!

XD

1. An ASCII face, often used to show hapiness or laughter, sometimes denoting slight embarassment (Hence the eyes.)
2.XD-eXtreme Defense.

31👍 45👎

jerking off

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

811👍 377👎

cheddah

gold chains, etc.

Mr. T wore a lot of cheddah.

9👍 38👎