fat bitch ms elworth

fat wangs

24👍 16👎

folk nationb

bad ass mother fuckers who live, breathe, and die for their family with our father knig david

24👍 13👎

Venun

Hot & sexy guy whose always in a good mood

Dad: "darling daughter of mine, I met a nice young man who asked for your hand"
Daughter: "only if he's a Venun!"

7👍 6👎

paste

What people brush their teeth with.

65👍 77👎

peanut-smuggler

A woman with erect nipples that can easily be seen through her blouse.

Jennifer Aniston is a righteous peanut-smuggler.

15👍 3👎

Ink Quill

Do a girl in the butt. Nut in her butt. Use it as a ink resevoir, and your dick as a pen to write your name on her cheeks.

2👍 13👎

Being a Jake Wisniweski

A person who receives an angry pirate and loves every second of it!

i met a girl last night and she was a total Jake Wisniewski

13👍 4👎