Rural Dictionary

bumwad

1. Architects drafting paper
2. Toilet paper

the damn washroom is always out of bumwad!

by AnOnymous May 19, 2003

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123 face

noun- one who takes cum shots in the three major openings on the face(left eye, right eye, mouth)and all around those openings

that 123 face has benn around the block more than once

by AnOnymous April 25, 2003

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- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.

Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.

- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.

- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.

Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."

Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."

Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."

by AnOnymous January 23, 2005

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Cromulent

Expression used to legitimize another expression of dubious existence. Used in the ironic sense in that it defends the questionable use of an illigitimate or slang word with another made-up expression. The intent of the phrase is generally used in conjunction with insults to high talkers, english majors and otherwise insufferable people who feel the need to correct others. Often accompanied by a punch to the stomach.

You grok what I mean, yo? (person in the know) There is no such word as grok! (Buzz kill) Grok is an exceptionally cromulent word. (street wise hommes)

by AnOnymous July 22, 2003

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